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    JJ, what will work is a life change, move out of NJ and come to San Francisco. This will cure you of any depression, trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Anal bleeding depending on where you pass out
    You often pass out on cocks?

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    Did you start this to help all the losers that mailed it in on the Miami Heat, JJ?

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    3 Quaaludes
    1 Eightball
    1 Liter Tequila
    4 Hookers
    Leave New Jersey

    Repeat

    Repeat

    Repeat

    1 Winnebago to The Keys

    ....should now be in the
    keys grinning from ear to ear.

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    Location change could be an answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Location change could be an answer.
    plenty of people have tried the geographic solution, only to find it didn't work.

    EI, what anti psychotics did you see listed?

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    Klonopin/Xanax ftw none of those antidepressants work stick with the benzos

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Location change could be an answer.
    cuey u can crash at my crib, ill teach u how to eat bark, grill, smash beer cans on ur head, build tee-pees, chop down trees all fukking day....oklahoma is the place to be right now

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    They all make your dick limp stay away unless you hate sex....

    Only one that doesn't have that side affect is wellbutrin, it works with dopamine instead of seratonin. Anything else and your dick will be a noodle

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    them damn docs got me hooked on those things years ago. basically whatever new one is on the market (cause it ain't available in generic yet ) they will push on you. i know cause they were always trying to push the newest ones on me if the one i was on just so happened to go generic.
    i finally just gave up on them and quit cold turkey last oct.

    just give me a klon-pin, zani or val, and i'm fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    plenty of people have tried the geographic solution, only to find it didn't work.

    EI, what anti psychotics did you see listed?
    Agree to some extent. However, living in NJ compared to CA would probably make a huge difference in a persons mental state.

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    I dare anybody to take some MDMA and not be a happy motherfukker. It's like, holy shit happy. It's like, damn, I waited THIS long to feel THIS happy?? You know that feeling right after you've fukked a chick? That 'ahhhhh' moment where you just wanna lay back and have your hands crossed behind your head? It's like that feeling, but way better, and it lasts around 6 hours.

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    Depression is simply a state of mind. Everyone looks for a cop out nowadays. Its manufactured whoreshit. The truth is, we all have shit to be depressed about. Its the symptoms of life.

    Best thing you can do is to man the fukk up and get over it. Keep pushing forward. This is called reality counseling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Depression is simply a state of mind. Everyone looks for a cop out nowadays. Its manufactured whoreshit. The truth is, we all have shit to be depressed about. Its the symptoms of life. Best thing you can do is to man the fukk up and get over it. Keep pushing forward. This is called reality counseling.
    if you don't like the way you feel, change the way you think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    if you don't like the way you feel, change the way you think
    I like this.

    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Depression is simply a state of mind. Everyone looks for a cop out nowadays. Its manufactured whoreshit. The truth is, we all have shit to be depressed about. Its the symptoms of life.

    Best thing you can do is to man the fukk up and get over it. Keep pushing forward. This is called reality counseling.
    This too. Pop a pill for everything. Truth is, the mental health industry is still just as much of a guessing game as it was 200 years ago. The things we used to do are now deplorable. Will we find out the same in 100 years? After all, we give 10 year old kids highly addictive powerful stimulants (similar in nature to cocaine).

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    Alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    if you don't like the way you feel, change the way you think
    damn that was the best advice i ever heard way better than any shrink gave me

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    bullet and a pistol

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    cyanide pill is your best bet. it will get rid of the depression no sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    I like this. This too. Pop a pill for everything. Truth is, the mental health industry is still just as much of a guessing game as it was 200 years ago. The things we used to do are now deplorable. Will we find out the same in 100 years? After all, we give 10 year old kids highly addictive powerful stimulants (similar in nature to cocaine).
    .
    oops
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    Running and lifting weights along with a healthy diet Is the cure.

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    Get revenge on someone from your past

    always hits the spot

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    cymbalta

    works well on anxiety

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    I swear you always have to bring young kids into the equation , pedophile
    This is the wrong "chili", partner. The pedophile you're thinking of is poster "chilecheese".

    chilidog is a good guy! Actually an east Texas boy that now resides in Costa Rica.

    in summary....chilidog=good dude chilecheese=pedo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kindred View Post
    They all make your dick limp stay away unless you hate sex....

    Only one that doesn't have that side affect is wellbutrin, it works with dopamine instead of seratonin. Anything else and your dick will be a noodle
    Sometimes it's not if you hate sex...it's just if you don't get any or don't have the money to pay for it. I'm a prime example Kindred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
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    I swear you always have to bring young kids into the equation , pedophile
    It would take a highly troubled mind to equate what I said with pedophilia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    bullet and a pistol
    People like you are the people that push depression suffers over the edge. Not an appreciated comment man.
    I have to guess you're joking, but I don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Depression is simply a state of mind. Everyone looks for a cop out nowadays. Its manufactured whoreshit. The truth is, we all have shit to be depressed about. Its the symptoms of life. Best thing you can do is to man the fukk up and get over it. Keep pushing forward. This is called reality counseling.
    opie i like you a lot

    but this is ignorant

    you simply don't know on this subject

    there is physical health and mental health, most people ignore their mental health, or some even self medicate. drugs, alcohol, over eating, workaholic, excessiveness to avoid reality.

    I'm just sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    It would take a highly troubled mind to equate what I said with pedophilia.
    See my above post, chili. Unfortunately, there's a self-proclaimed pedophile on SBR that posts under the name "chilecheese". This is where it got confusing. I would encourage you to sue chilecheese for bringing such shame to the word "chili".

    Trust me, I'll never be able to enjoy a can of Wolf brand again due to this perv!!

    Noser is a great guy. This was simply a case of mistaken identity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    opie i like you a lot
    but this is ignorant
    you simply don't know on this subject
    there is physical health and mental health, most people ignore their mental health, or some even self medicate. drugs, alcohol, over eating, workaholic, excessiveness to avoid reality.
    I'm just sayin
    I like you too, pal.

    I recognize depression is a legitimate condition. Most of what I said was tongue-in-cheek, since I assumed JJ was most likely fooling around. I feel like everyone has their own way of dealing with depression. If medical advancements in pharmaceuticals on this subject help some live a happier life......I'm all for it. Life's too short to be miserable.

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    cool
    a lot of times i lose focus on the thread

    just go t some passion about the subject

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    plenty of people have tried the geographic solution, only to find it didn't work.

    EI, what anti psychotics did you see listed?
    geodon

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    xanex for sure.. I think it solves problems for all people at one time or another lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is the wrong "chili", partner. The pedophile you're thinking of is poster "chilecheese". chilidog is a good guy! Actually an east Texas boy that now resides in Costa Rica. in summary....chilidog=good dude chilecheese=pedo
    yep I realized that a little late, chile I will make it right , my bad partner

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    i made a very bad mistake , I apologize from my heart chili

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