1. 06-14-11 09:01 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Herbal Gambling

    It's all in the green and garden
    I never knew so many answers lie there
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  2. 06-14-11 09:04 AM #2
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  3. 06-14-11 09:07 AM #3
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    You are not fooling anyone jj, we all know you smoke that brown mexican block weed with pesticides and dried urine taste that you long for.
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  4. 06-14-11 09:07 AM #4
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    Look for KC today
    Actually got Answer in garden
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  5. 06-14-11 09:08 AM #5
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    the garden
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  6. 06-14-11 09:11 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Look for KC today
    Actually got Answer in garden

    Not sure i understand,but are you telling the board that your garden likes KC today and told you so?

    Can you tell us what it is you are growing in this Garden that gives you baseball picks.
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  7. 06-14-11 09:16 AM #7
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  8. 06-14-11 09:21 AM #8
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    Personally,I think there should be gerbil gambling allowed in Hollywood,NYC,San Francisco,DC and Chicago.Richard Gere the actor could be the commissioner.Here's how it would work.5 pretty boy famous liberals would stick their bare butts out and a gerbil would be let loose to see which one he wants to crawl up.You could have celebrity referees like Barney Frank examining the participants if they put corn,SEEDS and NUTS up their butts to attract the gerbil.
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  9. 06-14-11 02:06 PM #9
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    man jj you are in a weird place emotionally/spiritually/psychologically right now

    you doing ok pal?

    do you have health insurance? maybe you should have a session or two with a therapist? Just to see how it goes?
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  10. 06-14-11 02:08 PM #10
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    Good for you chief
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  11. 06-14-11 02:09 PM #11
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    Gold put your one hitter down, the weed is ******* up your style coach!!
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  12. 06-14-11 02:09 PM #12
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    give us another winner after a few more bong rips, chief
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  13. 06-14-11 02:10 PM #13
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    huffing gas is also +ev
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  14. 06-14-11 03:20 PM #14
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    I am a very green person. Good one JJ!
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  15. 06-14-11 03:24 PM #15
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    Gotta try something. A lot of rational picks are in the garden.
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  16. 06-14-11 03:26 PM #16
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    Garden of Eden?
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  17. 06-14-11 03:51 PM #17
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    I am not joking

    I was looking at garden today and there are answers with different plants, vegetables and flowers.

    I literally talked to a plant today in the garden and she said KC, well not actually talking

    A formation was in the design of the plant of a K and C

    Heck sometimes capping is natural and herbal
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  18. 06-14-11 03:57 PM #18
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    ur such a fukstick....I love it.

    Once I get out of this office, i'm going home straight to my garden...Maybe i'll report back with my findings
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  19. 06-14-11 04:00 PM #19
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    I thought you meant weed.
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  20. 06-14-11 04:02 PM #20
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    Yes JJ.. This is very true..

    I thought i was the only one.
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  21. 06-14-11 04:03 PM #21
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    bong hits for jesus!!!

    bong hits for degenerates!!!
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  22. 06-14-11 04:52 PM #22
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    guys - hes not saying he is smoking weed although who knows he maybe doing that anyway

    but hes saying he is literally fukin sitting there in the garden talking to plants and thinking there communicating back to him and giving him winners

    imagine what that looked like from the outside

    homeboy is fukin losing it like fukin sid barret

    jj u need to talk to a professional about this maybe extra innings
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  23. 06-14-11 05:00 PM #23
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    I will make a video one day talking in the garden
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  24. 06-14-11 05:14 PM #24
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    this thread cracks me up

    i was sitting on the couch with a box of oreos doing some 'herbal gambling' and i ended up with the rangers tonight...betting against the yankees in NY? i must be stoned
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  25. 06-14-11 05:52 PM #25
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    JJ, you in the chuckle patch bro....watch your step.
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  26. 06-15-11 05:33 AM #26
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    Well it worked

    KC covered

    Next time I do this I will make a video showing how the garden can give a winner
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  27. 06-15-11 06:06 AM #27
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    First JJ thread I've laughed at in over a year.

    We need a video here.

    Unfortunately the sun fukin baked my garden.
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  28. 06-15-11 07:09 AM #28
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    I will make a video this week on Garden Capping
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  29. 06-15-11 10:45 AM #29
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    The garden is on 33rd street in manhattan
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  30. 06-15-11 11:09 AM #30
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    kc nice call from the garden coach!
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  31. 06-15-11 11:21 AM #31
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    This does not happen often
    You really need to be in tune with plants to even have a chance that she gives you a play.
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  32. 06-15-11 11:24 AM #32
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    You prolly stick cucumbers in your buttt.
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  33. 06-15-11 11:28 AM #33
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    Go ask Alice for a pick JJ....I think she'll know.
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  34. 06-15-11 12:01 PM #34
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    I just stuck a cucumber from my garden in my ass and I fell over in pain thus Im taking Over in Philles game 1!! Thnks for the advice Coach!!
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  35. 06-15-11 12:44 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will make a video this week on Garden Capping
    You must do this.
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