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    opie1988
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    I ain't bigtime? Just fed my family for $6.43 at Costco.

    Made our bi-weekly trek to Costco today. Got there about noon, so decide to just eat there. Wife & I each had a slice of pizza (pretty damn good, by the way), and the kiddo had a jumbo hot dog. All this plus 2 drinks for 6.43!

    If that ain't livin' the +EV life.....then I don't know what is?

    For full disclosure, need to admit I did splurge for the Churro and a frozen yogurt as we were leaving, but still.......unreal experience overall.

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    +EV!

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    you're gonna spoil that fukin kid

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    guy even eats like a king

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    Cougar Bait
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    Where's the cooking vid Opie??

    Come on your fans need this.

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    Livin the life.

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    Cheese pizza got my vote at costco

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    You did good Opie. Getting a good deal makes the food taste that much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Where's the cooking vid Opie??

    Come on your fans need this.
    You have that market cornered. Only cooking video I'd comparably make is one involving meth.

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    ronjon619
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    yeah, but was the Costco bill +EV also. That had to be close to 3 bills.

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    You can't beat the prices at the costco snack shack.. I know people that eat there everyday for lunch.. Extremely cheap.. Hopefully you chowed down on some samples as well

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    always grab a hot dog on my way out

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    3 McDouble's and 2 Large sweet teas at McDonalds when have been cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    3 McDouble's and 2 Large sweet teas at McDonalds when have been cheaper.
    shhh let him stimulate the economy

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    shhh let him stimulate the economy

    I have a strong feeling Opie is staunch republican, he could careless about stimulating the economy

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    No offense, and I'm not trying to tell you how to feed your kid, but you keep giving him that cheap ass unhealthy crap, its going to come back to haunt you.
    That said..That's a good deal!

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    balllllerrrr

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    Going to my bi-weekly Costco trip today, as well....

    No pizza though too much sodium..

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    Probably could of gotten off cheaper if you just sent the daughter around the store and ate the samples....just need to buy drinks

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    Livin the dream. Sunday trips to Costco, pizza/soda/churros, plus his team is in the finals. Guy has it made..

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    I'm a big fan of the Italian sausage; my wife usually gets a hot dog. Shopping at Costco is definitely +EV!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    No offense, and I'm not trying to tell you how to feed your kid, but you keep giving him that cheap ass unhealthy crap, its going to come back to haunt you.
    That said..That's a good deal!
    Using the word 'but' in the middle of a sentence usually negates the first part of said sentence. For example:

    I'm sorry, but this food isn't good. (i'm not sorry)
    I would like to go, but I don't like feel like it. (i don't want to go)
    I'm not telling you what to do, but you shouldn't do that. (i'm telling you what to do)

    Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post

    Using the word 'but' in the middle of a sentence usually negates the first part of said sentence. For example:

    I'm sorry, but this food isn't good. (i'm not sorry)
    I would like to go, but I don't like feel like it. (i don't want to go)
    I'm not telling you what to do, but you shouldn't do that. (i'm telling you what to do)

    Just sayin.
    You should be a child therapist. I tell parent to "mute" their children after "but"....it's all noise

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    costco is ******* heaven!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Livin the dream. Sunday trips to Costco, pizza/soda/churros, plus his team is in the finals. Guy has it made..
    Let me save you some time figuring shit out....that's all there is to life....occasional deviations.

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    Opie leaves out the 9 course fukkin dinner tonight before NBA game

    Unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post

    Let me save you some time figuring shit out....that's all there is to life....occasional deviations.
    Exactly, this is life, with just a handful of big moments sprinkled throughout to spice things up. Life isn't about waiting for a big moment to arrive - life will just pass you by if you do this. This is life. Enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post

    Using the word 'but' in the middle of a sentence usually negates the first part of said sentence. For example:

    I'm sorry, but this food isn't good. (i'm not sorry)
    I would like to go, but I don't like feel like it. (i don't want to go)
    I'm not telling you what to do, but you shouldn't do that. (i'm telling you what to do)

    Just sayin.
    I think the "and" was intended.

    No offense, and I'm not trying to tell you how to feed your kid, but you keep giving him that cheap ass unhealthy crap, its going to come back to haunt you.

    "No offense" - not trying to contradict opie's words (+ ish tone)
    "I'm not trying to tell you how to feed your kid" - also not trying to contradict opie (+ ish tone)
    "Giving him that cheap ass ..." - is contradiciting opie (- tone)

    so it's:

    +, and +, but -. This is fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    No offense, and I'm not trying to tell you how to feed your kid, but you keep giving him that cheap ass unhealthy crap, its going to come back to haunt you.
    That said..That's a good deal!
    We really try to watch her food intake most of the time. She's only 3, so we still want her to enjoy all kinds of food & have fun, but I agree this type of stuff needs to be limited.

    This being said, her going complete ape shit because I didn't let her get anything at Costco may be a worse deal than a hotdog!

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    Last summer I bought two hotdogs and an orange fanta at the junkyard from the Latino's for $1.25 total

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    Opie you're better than this pal. That being said, 99 cent one pound hot dogs at the westward Ho!

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    their food is grimey but so fuckin delicious

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