1. 06-06-11 02:15 AM #36
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    When she loves you she says "Your dick is so big." As soon as you cheat on her, dump her etc your dick size goes down 4-6 inches
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  2. 06-06-11 02:42 AM #37
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    Saints7011 you must be black

    unreal
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  3. 06-06-11 02:53 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    thats what I said...

    told her "if I wasnt fukkin an innertube" there would be no problem...
    .. son if the butcher wasnt busting her box ,he dam sure will be now . but it best to learn to share. if you two could share an swap a little some times things may be ok , if not .....
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  4. 06-06-11 02:59 AM #39
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    ouch
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  5. 06-06-11 03:00 AM #40
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    Reads to me like your woman is too shy to come straight out with it and ask for anal sex. So she insults your member, knowing that the penalty for such is a dick in the ass. Maybe she is afraid you will think she is a pig! Either way, she is begging you to stuff your junk in her trunk.
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  6. 06-06-11 05:28 AM #41
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    great thread
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  7. 06-06-11 05:51 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post

    Your relationship is over, just move on

    You won't be able to get past this


    You gotta react strongly or she will take this and run. The future looks bleak unless this type shit is "headed off"
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  8. 06-06-11 06:05 AM #43
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    you need to find out the rooster size of her black BF, then you will have a target to work towards
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  9. 06-06-11 08:54 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    How big are you??

    Size please and be graphic

    example: me 2.5 inches, thin, tip small too, the fukkin rim around it is thin
    hardness : above average, veins: 4
    i guess youre saying thats what you have in your mouth
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  10. 06-06-11 08:59 AM #45
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    thnks
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  11. 06-06-11 12:12 PM #46
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    This Saints is a hamburger

    I bet he lives down South
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  12. 06-06-11 12:44 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This Saints is a hamburger

    I bet he lives down South
    Beautiful Myrtle Beach , SC...
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  13. 06-06-11 12:46 PM #48
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    I knew it Saints
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  14. 06-06-11 02:23 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    and she called me "needled*ck"...

    she apologized and said it wasnt true , but...

    I heard when women are angry they say what they mean...

    can anyone dispute this claim ? I hope so...
    picture of your girl would help the story

    so we can really assess the situation properly and help you decipher her comment
    Last edited by Br0nxer; 06-06-11 at 02:31 PM.
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  15. 06-06-11 02:29 PM #50
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIO_gp92js
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  16. 06-06-11 03:03 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    picture of your girl would help the story

    so we can really assess the situation properly and help you decipher her comment
    we heading out to the cafe in a minute...

    ill get a pic of us then...
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  17. 06-06-11 03:18 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    we heading out to the cafe in a minute...

    ill get a pic of us then...
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  18. 06-06-11 03:21 PM #53
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    Needle Dick. Needle Dick.
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  19. 06-06-11 04:48 PM #54
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    If she doesn't gag when you skull fukk her she might have a point. Like your needle dick does.

    Just sayin'.

    God bless.
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  20. 06-07-11 06:46 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    we heading out to the cafe in a minute...

    ill get a pic of us then...
    where's the pic?
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  21. 06-07-11 06:53 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    where's the pic?

    in the "bronxer , I have that pic you requested" thread...
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