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    jjgold
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    I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman

    Not an escort basically just lady you pass in Kohls or a worker at Kohls where as she wanted to be with me and then I would pay her afterwards just as a nice gesture.

    I was sitting in parking lot for 3 hrs looking at all Moms and so beautiful, I had no balls to stand outside and give my card to every one of them

    Its that kind of day, I get like this when windy and cool out
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    lol.......... turd

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    pavyracer
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    Well if you pay a woman $2000 to sleep with you she will not be a regular woman.

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    jjgold
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    Well not before Paver as i stated

    If it is after that means she was a regular woman

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    William Walters
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    How "regular" does she have to be?

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    Funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Well not before Paver as i stated

    If it is after that means she was a regular woman
    I think for $2000 you can get a virgin. Maybe start posting ads at local colleges. "Handsome succesful businessman with a small pecker is looking for a young virgin woman to sleep with him for a lump sum of $2000".
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    How "regular" does she have to be?
    A mom
    divorced
    college girl
    secretary

    that type of stuff

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    I have a friend out your way. His mother is single. Slight mustache ok?

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    slight mustache

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I Would pay $2000 Right Now To Sleep With A Regular Woman
    I don't knowingly have experience with sleeping with constipated women. Are they tighter than regular women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    I have a friend out your way. His mother is single. Slight mustache ok?

    Slight mustache probably still ok.
    How about minor mental retardation, JJ? Or if she is just slightly crosseyed?

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    You guys are missing the point

    I do not want money to be the motivation

    I want her to like me and my point is when finished I just would be so happy I would give her $2000

    I can get sex with a 5 for $35 in Newark

    Its not about sex

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    This thread has a promising future.

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    If u would of gave tracer potm he could of hooked u up with his mom she works at Kohls that is her on the Left!!
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    Why only 2000?
    Don't be cheap JJ
    You can take her on a trip for 3 days/2 nights, take her shopping, dine out at nice places...

    Total cost should be around 8000 to pound her.

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    5 for $35. The $7 menu? 7 for the brown. 7 for the round. 7 to go down. 7 to pound under the gown. 7 for being an ass clown?

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    hahahahahhahahhaha! you guys are funny!
    you know you got no hope when you wanna pay someone! hahahah

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    'regular' in the title just through me off. it's like your not normally interested in them..

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    unreal...un fukin real

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    I KNOW ONE THAT WOULD FOR 25 BUCKS! MISSING TWO TEETH THOUGH

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    Love the humor!

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    Whenever I am at Kohl's I get horny. Kohl's and Target or Grocery store... usually have some good wholesome hotties. I feel your pain Goldbond. You need to get out of car and give your card lad... let them know you are a loving working man. Try and find one that is with a kid... she may be divorced and looking for love as well. You can give kid a stick of gum to shut it up... it will open door to converstation. GL.

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    JJ is looking for love or some sort of connection.

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    Pretty productive work day when you're sitting in a parking lot for 3 hours stalking out women. I think you need a new job

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    JJ should be the on the next bachelor. JJ belongs on TV need to make this happen.

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    Pretend to be a nice guy and start dating single moms.

    They are as desperate as you.

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    No offense JJ, but......with your unique appearance.......if you get out of the car and start mulling around outside a Kohl's or Target children will surely begin shouting "STRANGER DANGER!!!!" Stay in the fukking car.
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    jjgold...with your speaking skills, you can get any chick you want...you are a smooth talker you bald fuk....use your talking skills you muther rooster_eater....dont show me your face until you bang a "regular" broad....go now.

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    This thread getting me horny

    this is crazy!

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    If you're really serious about this.....I can speak with my sister.

    Would insist on wire transfer beforehand, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    If you're really serious about this.....I can speak with my sister. Would insist on wire transfer beforehand, though.

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    I always see nice tail at Kohls too. That place is a magnet for talent.

    PS. like my new avatar jj? eye of the tiger baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by vyomguy View Post

    A little joke in reference to all my SBR pals that informed me my "wife looks like she could be my sister" in a photo I recently posted.

    No worries, if I had a sister....I wouldn't let JJ near her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    No offense JJ, but......with your unique appearance.......if you get out of the car and start mulling around outside a Kohl's or Target children will surely begin shouting "STRANGER DANGER!!!!" Stay in the fukking car.
    That is what I was thinking when I read this. JJ is definitely going to be on Catch A Predator at some point in the very near future.

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