1. 06-02-11 01:40 PM #36
    BlazeMoney
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    A little joke in reference to all my SBR pals that informed me my "wife looks like she could be my sister" in a photo I recently posted.

    No worries, if I had a sister....I wouldn't let JJ near her.
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  2. 06-02-11 01:43 PM #37
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    You should start dating on the internet JJ. If your standards are not too high, you'll get laid for free
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  3. 06-02-11 02:05 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    I don't knowingly have experience with sleeping with constipated women. Are they tighter than regular women?
    Clever... very clever.
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  4. 06-02-11 02:17 PM #39
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    If you send me the 2K up front I might be able to hook you up with this woman:
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  5. 06-02-11 02:59 PM #40
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    This is funny stuff JJ!!
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  6. 06-02-11 03:24 PM #41
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    The ladies love JJ, trust me on that one. JJ, stick to hookers, can you imagine being with a regular girl? Being in a relationship or even having a "regular" girl interested in you is the last thing you want. Just do your own thing and pay when you want it.
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  7. 06-02-11 03:34 PM #42
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    you should stake out a dunkin donuts
    tons a hot chicks go for coffee
    7-11's and quikchecks are good too
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  8. 06-02-11 03:48 PM #43
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    lol funny stuff...thanks for the laugh.
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  9. 06-02-11 03:53 PM #44
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    Thanks Men

    Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

    I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work
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  10. 06-02-11 03:54 PM #45
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    I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..
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  11. 06-02-11 03:57 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    I went 3 weeks without sex and I was depressed and angry all the time .. I know how u feel. Well kinda..
    14 years without a real date Son

    Sporadic sex with escorts only
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  12. 06-02-11 03:59 PM #47
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    14 years ??? Theres always a girl out there .. Damn 14 years.. Thats impressive.
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  13. 06-02-11 03:59 PM #48
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    JJ go to backpage and select your state then go to escorts and you can find a lay for under 2000

    http://www.backpage.com/
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  14. 06-02-11 04:02 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks Men

    Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

    I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work
    C'mon JJ! you need to get out bro
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  15. 06-02-11 04:27 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by vyomguy View Post
    jjgold...with your speaking skills, you can get any chick you want...you are a smooth talker you bald fuk....use your talking skills you muther rooster_eater....dont show me your face until you bang a "regular" broad....go now.
    You and william have the 2 best posts in this thread.
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  16. 06-02-11 04:32 PM #51
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    JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks
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  17. 06-02-11 04:44 PM #52
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    what about plus sized women??
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  18. 06-02-11 04:52 PM #53
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    Does Marisa Tomei know about you JJ? It's a known fact that she likes "funny, quirky, bald men". I think you might be her soul mate.
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  19. 06-02-11 04:53 PM #54
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    Toys R Us on a weekday is milf central. Just mill around looking for damsels in distress
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  20. 06-02-11 04:57 PM #55
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    How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

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  21. 06-02-11 05:02 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thanks Men

    Online dating is impossible because once you post a picture its all over

    I tried using Teddy Nugent photo shopped and still did not work


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  22. 06-02-11 05:03 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    How about this Kohls employee, Gold? I think she might be fun.

    Someone with that body works at Kohl's?? She could make more money doing a 100 of other things.
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  23. 06-02-11 06:26 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    JJ i have a deal for you. If i find you a cool woman will u pay me 600 bucks
    I am listening
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  24. 06-02-11 06:57 PM #59
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    Try Target JJ, my buddy was balls deep 4 hrs after meeting a chick their.
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  25. 06-03-11 12:59 AM #60
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    courtesy bump for triple shift JJgold poster
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  26. 06-03-11 01:24 AM #61
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    good bump compactor

    wonder what jj's card would say?

    mike corbin
    needle dicked trust fund baby
    sexually ambiguous inc.
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  27. 06-03-11 01:46 AM #62
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    if you get some reg. stuff youl like it , may mess up what you got going on now , stay true man
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  28. 06-03-11 02:40 AM #63
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    Hang around the produce section of the supermarket holding a head of lettuce and a cucumber and when you see a hot MILF, ask her if she'll "toss your salad". You'll get slapped/maced 999 times out of a 1000, but that 1 out of a 1000 will be well worth it.
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  29. 06-03-11 04:54 AM #64
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    jj why i a world you keep coming up with this bs threads?
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  30. 06-03-11 05:20 AM #65
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    Not today

    Feeling better, no need for a woman

    It comes and goes
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  31. 06-03-11 02:40 PM #66
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    JJ I have a woman interested to sleep with you for $2000 plus you pay for dinner and hotel. Let me know.
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