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    Why do good lookin girls lets themselves get fat?

    Dont they fuckin realize if they just go to the gym an hour or 2 a day and dont eat like fuckin pigs they can marry some guy with money then all they gotta do is sit around the house poppin bon bons and spending his money, then when he gets tired of payin a fortune to have boring sex with her lazy fat worthless ass she gets half his shit (I guess compensation for all the trouble she went through layin on his couch poppin bon bons while he worked 80 hours a week)

    Any attractive girl that is fat is clearly a fuckin moron

    If all guys had to do to get all their bills paid was stay fit and have sex thered be a line a mile long at the gym
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    Yeah if only it was that easy

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    good post broke

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Dont they fuckin realize if they just go to the gym an hour or 2 a day and dont eat like fuckin pigs they can marry some guy with money then all they gotta do is sit around the house poppin bon bons and spending his money, then when he gets tired of payin a fortune to have boring sex with her lazy fat worthless ass she gets half his shit (I guess compensation for all the trouble she went through layin on his couch poppin bon bons while he worked 80 hours a week)

    Any attractive girl that is fat is clearly a fuckin moron

    If all guys had to do to get all their bills paid was stay fit and have sex thered be a line a mile long at the gym
    attractive girl that is fat

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    they seem to care about their appearance until they're married and THEN...watch out! Gain 30 lbs. in the first 6 months of marriage

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    It happens slowly over time.

    They are so hot and get whatever they want including but not limited to; Dinner, drinks, weed ect.

    Over a few years they start getting fat but to slowly to notice. Then one day they wake up and realize they are a blimp and the only guys that hit on them anymore are black.

    They rush out and buy a gym membership but by then its way to late.

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    It's one of the worst tragedies in life, but it happens.

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    Because they weren't good looking when they took off their makeup.

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    This is a classic thread!

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    Bad diets
    Complacency

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    Fat girls need love too

    Right, JJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bad diets
    Complacency

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    Some chicks are f*cked by their genetic predisposition to obesity, no matter what they do. Just look at other people in their family, if there are a lot of fatasses especially her mother then she's going to have to do something drastic to keep the weight off like gastric bypass surgery. You can tell by their round faces and thighs even if they don't qualify as obese on the scale, dead giveaway.

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    sorry dude but relationships arent that easy.


    what your saying is be a slut and marry for money even if you dont care....wont work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    sorry dude but relationships arent that easy.


    what your saying is be a slut and marry for money even if you dont care....wont work
    You must not know yet but they are ALL money hungry sluts. sorry to break the bad news to you.
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    the "ill start it next week" diet goes on for years. then when they hit 35 its waaaay too late

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggums5 View Post
    attractive girl that is fat
    I see where I mighta ****** this thread up, what I mean is shes attractive I mean shes got a very cute face, nice smile and nice that were her body not covered in blubber she would be a scorchin hot piece of ass, yes once she blubberfies her body she is no longer attractive so I see where I might have been unclear

    Now continue with debate, Im in a bad mood right now I just lost fuckin 600 pts in double bullshit exposure SBR casino, fuckin dealer ties on 22 and wins on all ties, pos game, house edge bout 99%

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    You must not know yet but they are ALL money hungry sluts. sorry to break the bad news to you.
    Exactly, I swear to you man I took my gf of 9 months out to dinner at a nice (not fuckin 100/plate nice or anything) but pretty nice, got the bill for the 2 of us 63 bucks alright gave the waiter 70 and told him to keep the change.

    Alright so after dinner we go to Wal-Mart and we pick up some things for breakfast, nothing big at all, eggs, bacon, pancake mix, OJ, etc, I think the total ended up being like 25 bucks, anyway since wed been dating for 9 months and shed been breakin me like this for 9 months with hardly so much as a ty I said since I paid for dinner could you get breakfast....I swear to you I got a look like I had just run over her fuckin dog, I mean she just like froze and stared at me for 5 seconds and Im like well its no big deal I can get it and shes like no no fuckin fine I've got it and starts rampaging through her purse like a fuckin maniac lookin for her cc like she was about to explode

    By the way at dinner she told me she didnt care about money



    EVERY girl is a money hungry fuckin slut, love is a fuckin joke, when the money runs out the love runs out, dont hate on women too much bc when your girl gets all fat the love runs out as well....divorce! divorce! Irreconcilible differences, I cant reconcile the fact that shes become a fuckin nasty whale!
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    Chubby girls give the best He#$. That's a fact. Don't know how or why??? But they do.

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    Gotta have them love handles to be complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Chubby girls give the best He#$. That's a fact. Don't know how or why??? But they do.
    They've got alot more practice puttin stuff in the mouth plus if they dont give head no guy would ever take them out, some fuckin beached whale floppin on ya aint worth 40 bucks or w/e a date costs

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    EVERY girl is a money hungry fuckin slut, love is a fuckin joke, when the money runs out the love runs out, dont hate on women too much bc when your girl gets all fat the love runs out as well....divorce! divorce! Irreconcilible differences, I cant reconcile the fact that shes become a fuckin nasty whale!
    I agree... I was messing around with this chick 3 years ago. I think she's hot... but she whines so much. I didn't think the juice was worth the squeeze. Constantly telling me to take her to dinner.... take me shopping... I'm like listen... I've got bets to place.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    They've got alot more practice puttin stuff in the mouth plus if they dont give head no guy would ever take them out, some fuckin beached whale floppin on ya aint worth 40 bucks or w/e a date costs

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    Thanks for all the woman advice you Greek Gods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I agree... I was messing around with this chick 3 years ago. I think she's hot... but she whines so much. I didn't think the juice was worth the squeeze. Constantly telling me to take her to dinner.... take me shopping... I'm like listen... I've got bets to place.
    Hot girl and you can tell that bitch will only be happy when shes having money being spent on her, when the money runs out she goes to milk another guy. I swear my ex had the audacity to bring up the fact that she paid for gas to come and see me when I asked her to pay for breakfast, she actually considered the 5-10 bucks she spent on gas to come see me to be her contribution to the relationship. I mean like I dont even fuckin think about gas when I take a girl out, Im too busy thinkin about 15 dollar a piece movie tickets, 12 bucks for popcorn and drinks, 50 bucks for dinner, this bitch is worried about a couple gallons of gas, fuckin bitch

    Is it like this worldwide or is it just US women that are this fuckin spoiled, when did guys decide a wet hole was worth this much fuckin money

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    Thanks for all the woman advice you Greek Gods.
    No ones claimin to be a Greek God, just every guy who has ever dated a girl knows if the girl is attractive at all she is a wallet eatin fuckin ho

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    I like them in between fat and skinny. Fat girls are easier to deal with and skinny girls look better, so everything in moderation

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    classic post. let this be a lesson to everyone. there is only like 2% of the female population that has all three of the following: non-slut, attractive, and not greedy. if you ever find one of these 2%ers, hold on for dear life

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    it is american women that is the problem

    you guys need to travel , if you have taken care of yourself you will see how much women appreciate you

    instead of treating you like a walking talking ATM

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    good looking girls don't let themselves get fat..
    it is the uglyness of their inside finally getting out.. if that makes any sense??
    something my sister explained to me long time ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by l7ustin View Post
    classic post. let this be a lesson to everyone. there is only like 2% of the female population that has all three of the following: non-slut, attractive, and not greedy. if you ever find one of these 2%ers, hold on for dear life
    I married one. You guys are funny as hell.

    In order to find a keeper you have to be a keeper yourself. Everyone wants a smoking hot, non greedy non slut but I'd lay -2000 betting that half the dude's bitching are probably nothing special. Luckily, girls aren't as shallow as dudes so a few of you may luck out.

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    I'm lucky to have a 2%er too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Exactly, I swear to you man I took my gf of 9 months out to dinner at a nice (not fuckin 100/plate nice or anything) but pretty nice, got the bill for the 2 of us 63 bucks alright gave the waiter 70 and told him to keep the change.

    Alright so after dinner we go to Wal-Mart and we pick up some things for breakfast, nothing big at all, eggs, bacon, pancake mix, OJ, etc, I think the total ended up being like 25 bucks, anyway since wed been dating for 9 months and shed been breakin me like this for 9 months with hardly so much as a ty I said since I paid for dinner could you get breakfast....I swear to you I got a look like I had just run over her fuckin dog, I mean she just like froze and stared at me for 5 seconds and Im like well its no big deal I can get it and shes like no no fuckin fine I've got it and starts rampaging through her purse like a fuckin maniac lookin for her cc like she was about to explode

    By the way at dinner she told me she didnt care about money



    EVERY girl is a money hungry fuckin slut, love is a fuckin joke, when the money runs out the love runs out, dont hate on women too much bc when your girl gets all fat the love runs out as well....divorce! divorce! Irreconcilible differences, I cant reconcile the fact that shes become a fuckin nasty whale!
    the last girl I was with dumped my ass and we still hung out for a little while after. she needed to go to the store to get something so I took her and when we were checking out stared at me like I was suppose to pay and then got mad when I didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Hot girl and you can tell that bitch will only be happy when shes having money being spent on her, when the money runs out she goes to milk another guy. I swear my ex had the audacity to bring up the fact that she paid for gas to come and see me when I asked her to pay for breakfast, she actually considered the 5-10 bucks she spent on gas to come see me to be her contribution to the relationship. I mean like I dont even fuckin think about gas when I take a girl out, Im too busy thinkin about 15 dollar a piece movie tickets, 12 bucks for popcorn and drinks, 50 bucks for dinner, this bitch is worried about a couple gallons of gas, fuckin bitch Is it like this worldwide or is it just US women that are this fuckin spoiled, when did guys decide a wet hole was worth this much fuckin money
    Tell me about it. LOL Great thread!

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