Guy is worth a millions dollars, wears a white Polo to eat crawfish in.
Opie, I will have my assistant submit my resume next week. Please look it over. I need a job. Thanks.
Opie, I will shine your shoes, wash your van,
fetch you your mocha latte. Opie, just think, you can have one of your favorite posters around all the time to discuss plays and bury posters. I'll buy lunch even. I can wear a suit everyday, as well as get a tattoo of an American flag above my left nipple. I will make sure the American flag that waives outside your home is always clean, and at dusk will take the flag down and fold it properly only to make sure it is up again at sunrise. Opie, please consider it.
Deuce