1. 05-26-11 12:17 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Girl Advice Needed..................

    What do I do here

    I like this Jewish chick in Livingston , NJ . We have had some back and fourth on the phone so far and I have asked around about her and now I find out she likes pussy more than cocks. Its weird because I think she likes me, maybe using me for something that I do not know about yet? The girl is ok and I would fuk her if given the chance but then again if I fuk her I might fall in love. I am like this, if there is contact and especially if I *** inside her I usually fall in love by the next morning and go fukkin crazy telling her and spraying her with gifts and sexual toys. Anyway I ask around and she is sleeping with another lady, the girl I am talking with is like 36 or so and her lover is 55. The guy told me he saw them having sex in a tent at a camp-out a few times, the older girl was pounding my girl with a dildo well according to him. I guess forget about her???
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  2. 05-26-11 12:20 PM #2
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    You like older women, so why not try to get a 3-some out of this?
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  3. 05-26-11 12:21 PM #3
    King Mayan
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    Be a pimp JJ, and don't get pussy whooped.
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  4. 05-26-11 12:21 PM #4
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    Can't you talk to your pal canuck. Didn't you tout him as the only guy that can get girls, the rest of us are just losers that sit online all day.


    Why bother asking the rest of us.


    go fukk yourself.
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  5. 05-26-11 12:23 PM #5
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    Pics of the tent?
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  6. 05-26-11 12:26 PM #6
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    That post had the flow of a ttwarrior post. Must be having an off day..

    Bang her, get her prego, take off.
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  7. 05-26-11 12:27 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Can't you talk to your pal canuck. Didn't you tout him as the only guy that can get girls, the rest of us are just losers that sit online all day.
    Why bother asking the rest of us.
    go fukk yourself.
    That's right! Tell 'em, Gater!!

    Gates doesn't have time for your bs, JJ.

    Good work here, ngates. Well
    done.
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  8. 05-26-11 12:27 PM #8
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    Take the rest of the week off. Come back next week stronger.
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  9. 05-26-11 12:27 PM #9
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    jj....listen to Dad he usually has sound advise.
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  10. 05-26-11 12:29 PM #10
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    She likes pussy...that's why she likes you
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  11. 05-26-11 12:29 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by 30K Millionaire View Post
    She likes pussy...that's why she likes you
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  12. 05-26-11 12:30 PM #12
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    such a wienerstick
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  13. 05-26-11 12:31 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by 30K Millionaire View Post
    She likes pussy...that's why she likes you
    fukkin classic
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  14. 05-26-11 12:32 PM #14
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    sounds like youre always gambling, if you could only get put your heart at risk in points
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  15. 05-26-11 01:10 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    jj....listen to Dad he usually has sound advise.

    Quote Originally Posted by 30K Millionaire View Post
    She likes pussy...that's why she likes you
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  16. 05-26-11 01:16 PM #16
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    Your 2 inch stub is about the same as a pussy

    Let her dildo you in the ass or sumthin

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  17. 05-26-11 02:21 PM #17
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    Guys how much you want to bet I have one of hardest cocks alive?? Yeh its small but.......

    it is close to fukkin cement..I guess I was born with good genes
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  18. 05-26-11 02:26 PM #18
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    how much does she charge btw?
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  19. 05-26-11 02:43 PM #19
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    what forum did you get this story from?
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  20. 05-26-11 02:57 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by 30K Millionaire View Post
    She likes pussy...that's why she likes you
    This.
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  21. 05-26-11 03:04 PM #21
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    JJ just bust out the yayo and you will have no more problems.
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  22. 05-26-11 03:14 PM #22
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    Thanks Illini

    Nothing like an educated Jew giving me advice

    You know the deal

    Respect the Temple
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  23. 05-26-11 03:16 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Its weird because I think she likes me, maybe using me for something that I do not know about yet?
    You're a grown ass bald man still living at home with your parents.....yeah she is looking to use you.
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  24. 05-26-11 03:23 PM #24
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    Do girls really dick 40+ year old men who are getting notices from their parents to move out of the house?
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  25. 05-26-11 03:29 PM #25
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    Daddy nailed it, 3 some.

    And what 30k said
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  26. 05-26-11 03:35 PM #26
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    tell her you are hung like a ken doll, she will be all over you
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