This town needs a heroic piece of idiocy to gather behind. The Rubber Band is dead. The lock is past its prime. I bring unto you, the Big Ass Titties play. Plays so perfect that all you can think of are ...
BIG ASS TITTIES!
5.23.11: CARDINALS-PADRES OVER 6.5 [-120]
1. Cards are 18 of 24 in hitting road overs in 2011.
2. Lohse's road starts have averaged 10.5 runs and gone OVERs in three of four. His PETCO ERA is 6.10
3. Mosley's last five starts now have seen three OVERs.
4. Umpire Jim Joyce's nine games behind the plate in 2011 have found six OVERs with an average of 8.67 runs.
5. Everyone loves Big Ass Titties.
All picks made in this thread are solely for the purpose of making you think of Big Ass Titties. Anyone not thinking of Big Ass Titties knows exactly what Kobe Bryant & Joakim Noah were talking about. Big Ass Titties are in no way, shape or form related to Miraculous Melons or the Boobies of the Month Club. Big Ass Titties, making your mouth salivate & your wang ejaculate since the beginning of time.