I don't know if everybody survived the massive earthquake or not. At precisely 5:59:27 this afternoon, Costa Rican time, my electricity went out, and shortly thereafter, an intense white light radiated from within my 13" black and white television set. Actually, I think it was coming from between the rabbit ears with tin foil wrapped around the ends, but let's not split hairs here.
I felt a heavy gravity feeling, and then felt something like my entire being was being shaken and beaten from every direction at once.
When I awoke, I found myself in this place, with all these weird looking people. Jesus is kicking it over in the corner. His chick Mary is beside him, and they're playing a game of Stratego while sipping on some Yoohoo's. This place is boring. I wanna go back to earth. Fuk heaven. Oh cool, there's my dog Max.