1. 05-21-11 06:20 PM #36
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    i'll pay $500 if you let me be messy and strut around in the nude.
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  2. 05-21-11 06:20 PM #37
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  3. 05-21-11 06:23 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yeh back at it again
    Way too much to live alone
    Losing way more than I can afford

    Not picky

    1. Have no girlfriend... Not going to listen to you have sex every night and take over pad

    2. Have job

    3. Have no guy friends

    4. Coke/ weed ok

    5. 2 bedroom or 1 bedroom only bunk
    Beds though

    6. Straight preferred

    7. Gambling yes

    8. Real neat yes

    Price : $400 a month from you for everything but food
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  4. 05-21-11 06:24 PM #39
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    I am all in.What is the daily rate?
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  5. 05-21-11 06:25 PM #40
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    bunk bed
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  6. 05-21-11 06:27 PM #41
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    I'm in, but only if it's Hoboken. Best place in Jersey to live right now if you're between 21-30.
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  7. 05-21-11 06:30 PM #42
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    Can we use our betpoints to pay rent?
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  8. 05-21-11 06:59 PM #43
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    Bobby I'd be careful here

    Could be a trap

    Just like that Memphis game
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  9. 05-21-11 08:21 PM #44
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    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends??

    Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf

    I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top

    Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
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  10. 05-21-11 08:25 PM #45
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    JJ you ever watch that Sheldon character on "The Big Bang Theory"....this will be you with your roommate contract, I can imagine it now.
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  11. 05-21-11 08:26 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends??

    Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf

    I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top

    Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
    That right there is why this fuk is a legend
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  12. 05-21-11 08:27 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends?? Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
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  13. 05-21-11 08:40 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends?? Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
    unreal this is why he is jj moutherfuking gold
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  14. 05-21-11 08:43 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends??

    Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf

    I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top

    Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
    The fact that you figured it out and proceeded to simply tape your pooper shut and not use that time to stick a glass pipe through his urethra and then smash it causing hundreds of tiny glass shards to implant throughout his penis....makes you forever a bigger man than I
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  15. 05-21-11 08:43 PM #50
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  16. 05-21-11 08:56 PM #51
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    wow
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  17. 05-21-11 08:57 PM #52
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    jj, just simplify it and say no heterosexual sex will be allowed in the apartment.
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  18. 05-21-11 09:00 PM #53
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    JJ I would room with you but I'm scared when I wake up my anus will hurt, I'll need a shower, and my $4000 net worth will be gone..

    Fukk all that.. Plenty of guys here won't mind that though. Hope you find ur man
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  19. 05-22-11 07:13 AM #54
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    Lots of candidates but everyone too far

    Who the fuk is going to fly to NJ and live in NewarK
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  20. 05-22-11 07:20 AM #55
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    Coach...you should of put on that list..."Might need to star in crazy ass video's that include breakin's and blowup dolls"
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  21. 05-22-11 07:41 AM #56
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    JJ is gay. Prolly wake up to see him jerking off while watching you sleep.
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  22. 05-22-11 07:42 AM #57
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    Trigger Tracer how about wakening up to a gun pointed at your head with a condom on the end of it like a rooster??
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  23. 05-22-11 07:43 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    JJ is gay. Prolly wake up to see him jerking off while watching you sleep.
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  24. 05-22-11 08:06 AM #59
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    what about mushrooms ?
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  25. 05-22-11 12:59 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Some say why do I not want the roommate to have guy friends??

    Well never liked 3rd party people cutting in on my turf

    I like to be in control,,in bunk bed I also like to be on top

    Never forget 9 years ago when I was in 4 day seminar and we had bunk beds. I was on top and this fukkin nit wit was on the bottom and loved to fuk around, one night he went too far or should is say a few nights he went to far . When I fell asleep Melons cut a hole in my matress so my fukkin ass was exposed and he was inserting rubber rods in my ass when i slept. I found out next day because iw as sore and saw a rubber rod under his bed so the second night I played dumb..used duct tape covering my ass so the rubber rods would not penetrate me. He did try again but could not get it in and I jumped up and scared him. I told him I was going to blow his fukkin head off if he tried that again.
    Excellent Problem Solving Skills
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  26. 05-22-11 01:20 PM #61
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    It's true I need my job here

    Can't relocate right now

    Bobby is your best bet coach

    Where's that hotel vid you did where you said you were gonna tie him up and whip him???
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  27. 05-22-11 04:25 PM #62
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    the stories that could be had would ink an INSTANT HBO series idea! curb your enthusiasm whould have nothing on DOCTA GOLD in "One Bet At a Time" airing sundays 10pm eastern, 7pm pacific......the docta gold goggles would become a nationwide sensation
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  28. 05-22-11 04:34 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    The fact that you figured it out and proceeded to simply tape your pooper shut and not use that time to stick a glass pipe through his urethra and then smash it causing hundreds of tiny glass shards to implant throughout his penis....makes you forever a bigger man than I
    Dude, it was rubber rods.
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  29. 05-23-11 12:07 AM #64
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    Was already pricing a bus ticket to Newark until I saw #2...
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