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    William Walters
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    What's up with all the angry Canadian posters lately?

    These three tools come to mind right away, but I'm sure there are a few more.

    ChileCheese
    Forsberg21
    Icscanada

    I've got a little brother........so I get the "little brother syndrome" aspect, but guys like Canuck, Rod, frizzelli, are cool cats and contributors. Why the non-stop anti-USA threads from the other three douchebags? I'm certain that Forsy has an unhealthy obsession with the USA, but can't pinpoint the root cause.

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    forsboy wishes he was american and it bothers him every day

    thats what i take from his rants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    forsboy wishes he was american and it bothers him every day

    thats what i take from his rants
    Careful BrOnxer.........Forsy was educated in "six countries".

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Careful BrOnxer.........Forsy was educated in "six countries".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    You may need to Gate 14 his sorry A$$!

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    You may need to Gate 14 his sorry A$$!

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    I have no idea why either, I'm Canadian too and haven't had any problems on here from Americans at any point in the last 6 months. Probably just attention grabbers

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    i personally wouldnt mind at all if we invaded canada next

    i dont know whom the pentagon has in mind, i know they want to hit iran or something like that next, but i personally would love to see those fukers in canada feel the pain for a little bit

    would be a fast and easy obliteration too

    there getting too lippy i want them to be the next ones we fuk up

    i know it will never happen but thats my opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i personally wouldnt mind at all if we invaded canada next

    i dont know whom the pentagon has in mind, i know they want to hit iran or something like that next, but i personally would love to see those fukers in canada feel the pain for a little bit

    would be a fast and easy obliteration too

    there getting too lippy i want them to be the next ones we fuk up

    i know it will never happen but thats my opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i personally wouldnt mind at all if we invaded canada next

    i dont know whom the pentagon has in mind, i know they want to hit iran or something like that next, but i personally would love to see those fukers in canada feel the pain for a little bit

    would be a fast and easy obliteration too

    there getting too lippy i want them to be the next ones we fuk up

    i know it will never happen but thats my opinion
    Flawless logic. Also it's "they're" not "there" champ

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    Get ready for some nonsensical, over-analytical, comedy from Forsy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i personally wouldnt mind at all if we invaded canada next

    i dont know whom the pentagon has in mind, i know they want to hit iran or something like that next, but i personally would love to see those fukers in canada feel the pain for a little bit

    would be a fast and easy obliteration too

    there getting too lippy i want them to be the next ones we fuk up

    i know it will never happen but thats my opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Careful BrOnxer.........Forsy was educated in "six countries".

    Too bad for Foreskin that online foreign course
    study doen't really count.

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    canada has no army or navy or airforce or anything... a few mounties on horseback monitoring dog sledding...too cold to conquer and no reason to...they put vinegar on french fries up there in that wasteland...

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    watch out if you invade us, we may write you a very angry letter!
    and whats wrong with vinegar on freedom fries? it's pretty dam good !

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    I agree with every post in this thread!

    Diligently agree.

    Does anyone really even consider Canada a "real" country?

    I mean...c'mon....they're more like the 51st state, right?

    I mean, a "real" country? Please!

    Let's be serious....

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    haven't heard of two of the three, only heard of the pedophile one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I agree with every post in this thread!

    Diligently agree.

    Does anyone really even consider Canada a "real" country?

    I mean...c'mon....they're more like the 51st state, right?

    I mean, a "real" country? Please!

    Let's be serious....
    Are you kidding me?

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    Ever since I watched "Ice Road Truckers"....friggin Canadians kick ass

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    I'd like to add another observation: While visiting Montreal I was rather disturbed at the quantity of "chain smokers". These people would literally get up from the table......step out into the freezing temps.......take 6-8 drags..........and step back in to continue on with food/drink.

    What's up with the cancer stick addiction?

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    lol i wonder what they think of south park

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I agree with every post in this thread!

    Diligently agree.

    Does anyone really even consider Canada a "real" country?

    I mean...c'mon....they're more like the 51st state, right?

    I mean, a "real" country? Please!

    Let's be serious....

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I agree with every post in this thread!

    Diligently agree.

    Does anyone really even consider Canada a "real" country?

    I mean...c'mon....they're more like the 51st state, right?

    I mean, a "real" country? Please!

    Let's be serious....
    Say it ain't so opie. As a Canadian it hurts to see one of my favourite posters at SBR spew such xenophobic hate towards my country. Disappointing.

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    thats quebec...it's different

    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    I'd like to add another observation: While visiting Montreal I was rather disturbed at the quantity of "chain smokers". These people would literally get up from the table......step out into the freezing temps.......take 6-8 drags..........and step back in to continue on with food/drink.

    What's up with the cancer stick addiction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    canada has no army or navy or airforce or anything... a few mounties on horseback monitoring dog sledding...too cold to conquer and no reason to...they put vinegar on french fries up there in that wasteland...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike-dub View Post
    thats quebec...it's different


    How so? Frenchies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PingPong View Post
    lol i wonder what they think of south park
    yeah south park really appreciates Canadians

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    they want nothing to do with canada. awhile ago they even had a vote to separate from canada. its too bad cuz their women are hot

    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post


    How so? Frenchies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike-dub View Post
    they want nothing to do with canada. awhile ago they even had a vote to separate from canada. its too bad cuz their women are hot
    A bit hairy for my liking, but ok.

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    so true
    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    A bit hairy for my liking, but ok.

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    Yes .. Canadian chicks are ....



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    Quote Originally Posted by BigSpoon View Post
    Say it ain't so opie. As a Canadian it hurts to see one of my favourite posters at SBR spew such xenophobic hate towards my country. Disappointing.
    Spooner-

    I hope it's apparent that 99% of this thread is satire.

    I certainly don't "hate" your country, and I don't think Loshak actually wishes we would invade Canada!

    I think what Billy Walters is trying to say is that the 3 posters he named seem to have a clear hard-on for America bashing. It's not really clear whats created their bitterness, but it's certainly brought out the vile side in all of them.

    As far as Canada being a "real" country.....I actually do consider you guys part of "us". And I mean that in a all good, brotherly love kind of way.

    You know I'm too much of a hockey fan to really hate Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    These three tools come to mind right away, but I'm sure there are a few more.

    ChileCheese
    Forsberg21
    Icscanada

    I've got a little brother........so I get the "little brother syndrome" aspect, but guys like Canuck, Rod, frizzelli, are cool cats and contributors. Why the non-stop anti-USA threads from the other three douchebags? I'm certain that Forsy has an unhealthy obsession with the USA, but can't pinpoint the root cause.
    Unhealthy obsession with the USA? Why would I be obsessed with a country that is going into a gutter? Like at the US, it's drowning in debt! In case you didn't notice, the US government halted investments into your future pension. Read it, $2300 a year, gone forever (if anyone's mad here, it should be you guys!):

    http://finance.yahoo.com/focus-retir...uilding_wealth

    I have no idea why you created this thread Billy, maybe it's because I've ruined you in every other thread out there that you've had to hide to this one. I'm going to read through all of these comments and then rip them apart with surgical precision, just like I've been doing to you for the past few days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i personally wouldnt mind at all if we invaded canada next i dont know whom the pentagon has in mind, i know they want to hit iran or something like that next, but i personally would love to see those fukers in canada feel the pain for a little bit would be a fast and easy obliteration too there getting too lippy i want them to be the next ones we fuk up i know it will never happen but thats my opinion
    and you wonder why every country in the world hates americans

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    Quote Originally Posted by PingPong View Post
    lol i wonder what they think of south park
    was the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread- all i really know about canada other than the geographic location of various cities, that its cold and that they have hot chicks,- comes from south park or sports.

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