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    ttwarrior1
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    Went to drive to poker game, turned around and came home

    mom woulnd't let me drive the good taurus, had to drive the 98 taurus, game is 40 min away and won't go that far anymore.

    Now im home and on sbr , facebook, skype and best hair and nail day ive had i weeks.

    Confidence was shot while driving, could of made it in one hour since it wouldn't get out of 2nd gear or maybe it was 3rd gear
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    Br0nxer
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    wtf

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    well i just took down both poker tourneys i played tonight, private tourneys, ill take it

    wildside poker and carbon

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    That's why you're full of crap...no Ford Taurus's in any 98-99 year were made with sticks....try another Fantasy

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    how bout ya get a life dude and get outta mammies house ya moocher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    That's why you're full of crap...no Ford Taurus's in any 98-99 year were made with sticks....try another Fantasy

    uh all cars have gears and transmissions mr mexican. Doesn't matter if its a stick or not. Go steal a chicken

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    uh all cars have gears and transmissions mr mexican. Doesn't matter if its a stick or not. Go steal a chicken
    Yeah o.k. Tiny....your stories get worse by the day

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    dumb

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    if you don't like it don't read it, simple enough,

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    him and lemart are hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    mom woulnd't let me drive the good taurus, had to drive the 98 taurus, game is 40 min away and won't go that far anymore. Now im home and on sbr , facebook, skype and best hair and nail day ive had i weeks. Confidence was shot while driving, could of made it in one hour since it wouldn't get out of 2nd gear or maybe it was 3rd gear
    I found that part hilarious. So you made it to the games?

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    this is why u are one of my favs here tt...your hilarious!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    uh all cars have gears and transmissions mr mexican. Doesn't matter if its a stick or not. Go steal a chicken
    You can't even get the car part of your horrible story right. Sad man.

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    It must suck for people who like to play poker on fridays and saturdays now that full tilt and PS are seized by the feds. Its just way more convient to be playing online in your boxers and bag of chips

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    go get it .

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    no i didn't go to the game, stayed home and played on carbon, felt stars and wildside poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by muldoon View Post
    You can't even get the car part of your horrible story right. Sad man.

    Don't tell him that...he thinks he's always right...and we're suppose to fall for his act

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    i enjoy your stories dude

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    unreal

    kid on tilt

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    no one would let you sit at their poker table...you wouldn't fit taking up 3 seats with that carcass of yours...

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    While I usually get aggravated as hell by TT, he is right. All cars without or with a stick can get stuck in second. That transmission will be gone in 6 months tops TT. Time to start shopping for a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    mom woulnd't let me drive the good taurus, had to drive the 98 taurus, game is 40 min away and won't go that far anymore.

    Now im home and on sbr , facebook, skype and best hair and nail day ive had i weeks.

    Confidence was shot while driving, could of made it in one hour since it wouldn't get out of 2nd gear or maybe it was 3rd gear

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    jj needs to mentor this kid..

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    Is there really such a thing as a good taurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Is there really such a thing as a good taurus.
    Actually...one of the best ever made....

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    What's your family's infatuation with Tauruses.

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    im on tilt, huh

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    Top 5 poster

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    There's a guy on my street who has a Ford tauras..

    He's also a convicted sex felon

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    Nice

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    nothing wrong with taurus's at all . Not cheap cars. My 98 almost has 200 k miles on it

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