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    stevek173
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    There is a local bird

    rooster_eater's got some kind of problem with me, I don't know what I did. Starts chirping butt early in the morning. Weekends mean nothing to it. rooster_eater's doing it on purpose too.

    Thinking of grabbing its nest and throwing it somewhere far away, babies eggs whatever is in it I don't care don't **** with my sleep. I work, I pay taxes, you don't.

    Would this make me a bad person.

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    nosniboR11
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    just shot the damn thing

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    BIGDAY
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    Yup, get it outa there. Do it all the time with our boat lift. Birds always making nests up in there. I do it just because I cant stand bird shit on my boat.

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    Deuce
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    Ask it for a winner. Look at is as positive and not negative. Make it work for you.

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    pavyracer
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    I took out a few woodpeckers with my BB gun that were digging holes in my siding and invading the chimney.

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    jmush
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    you ain't gonna do shitt that bird owns you bro

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    zam77
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    Do you want to borrow my sons 70th anniversary red rider stevay? Break that fuker in for him.

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    Bluehorseshoe
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    When you say "bird", are you using the British slang for "woman"?

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    JW Cash
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    birds are alfred hitchcocks favorite past time.dontcha know..................

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    fuk it steve,.,,fuk it right in the azz

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