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    ritehook
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    News Flash: Barack Obama is JACK THE RIPPER

    Proof positive just unearthed in England!

    He is also a vampire. Stays alive and youngish by drinking the blood of his victims. But he is about 140 years old.

    If, horror of horrors, he becomes president, he'll be able to send Secret Servicemen out to procure him victims for his blood feasts.

    And imagine what a presidential banquet would be like - for god's sake, don't drink that "tomato juice."

    MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT

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    Mudcat
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    Obama also seemed just a bit too nonchalant about the whole Hindenberg thing, if you ask me. He said he wasn't involved but I think he was involved.

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    pimike
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudcat View Post
    Obama also seemed just a bit too nonchalant about the whole Hindenberg thing, if you ask me. He said he wasn't involved but I think he was involved.
    u bet your ass he was

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