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    Can the gap between Paco & Laker boy ever be bridged?

    I think so. We need an SBR sitdown. This will take a sensitive approach since Paco is Muslim & Lakerboy is Hindu. First we need an arbitrator. Any volunteers? It must be someone neutral. I'm thinking a Jew, Christian, or some type of Jehovah's Witness.. Next we must have some ground rules. First, no pork products of any kind. (for Paco) Second, no mention of slurpees or anything 7-11 related. (for lakerboy). As to the question of location, it must also be on neutral territory. I'm thinking a synagogue. Any input is appreciated, but the rift between these two must be solved. They are tearing apart the SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nats' Fan View Post
    I think so. We need an SBR sitdown. This will take a sensitive approach since Paco is Muslim & Lakerboy is Hindu. First we need an arbitrator. Any volunteers? It must be someone neutral. I'm thinking a Jew, Christian, or some type of Jehovah's Witness.. Next we must have some ground rules. First, no pork products of any kind. (for Paco) Second, no mention of slurpees or anything 7-11 related. (for lakerboy). As to the question of location, it must also be on neutral territory. I'm thinking a synagogue. Any input is appreciated, but the rift between these two must be solved. They are tearing apart the SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nats' Fan View Post
    I think so. We need an SBR sitdown. This will take a sensitive approach since Paco is Muslim & Lakerboy is Hindu. First we need an arbitrator. Any volunteers? It must be someone neutral. I'm thinking a Jew, Christian, or some type of Jehovah's Witness.. Next we must have some ground rules. First, no pork products of any kind. (for Paco) Second, no mention of slurpees or anything 7-11 related. (for lakerboy). As to the question of location, it must also be on neutral territory. I'm thinking a synagogue. Any input is appreciated, but the rift between these two must be solved. They are tearing apart the SBR.
    Why???

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    you have too much time in your hands...sbr is bigger than any of the poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Why???
    Muslims can't eat pork. Supposedly, Lakerboy looks like a 7-11 employee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vyomguy View Post
    you have too much time in your hands...sbr is bigger than any of the poster.
    It's called satire, buddy. Look it up in the dictionary.

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    lol how about Asian we are neutral =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nats' Fan View Post
    Muslims can't eat pork. Supposedly, Lakerboy looks like a 7-11 employee.
    got it thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AzNDooM View Post
    lol how about Asian we are neutral =)
    Yes, a Asian may be acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AzNDooM View Post
    lol how about Asian we are neutral =)
    No, Asians are just as bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nats' Fan View Post
    I think so. We need an SBR sitdown. This will take a sensitive approach since Paco is Muslim & Lakerboy is Hindu. First we need an arbitrator. Any volunteers? It must be someone neutral. I'm thinking a Jew, Christian, or some type of Jehovah's Witness.. Next we must have some ground rules. First, no pork products of any kind. (for Paco) Second, no mention of slurpees or anything 7-11 related. (for lakerboy). As to the question of location, it must also be on neutral territory. I'm thinking a synagogue. Any input is appreciated, but the rift between these two must be solved. They are tearing apart the SBR.
    I believe for these purposes, it's spelled air-bettor.

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