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    Roxxyfish
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    If Dallas will lose i will not have sex for the next 3 months

    After my eary loss with the Miami/Phil over ,i should stop for today , one heavy loss a day should be enough,but as a Dallas Fan i think its a good chance to cover the loss, my lovely wife is really angry and said , no sex for the next 3 month when i blow this, so for me its play off game 7

    LETS GO MAVS JESUS CHRIST,, JESUS FUKKIN CHRRIST

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    Total Stake : 500.00

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    Did you tell your hand?

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    i made a bet like that back in 94, said no sex till may 2011

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    If Dallas doesn't win, I'm not going to have sex with Natalie Portman for the rest of the year.

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    ok if your avatar is your wife then what the hell are you doing posting on this site?
    have her call me

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    I was pretty confident in Portland, now I am REALLY confident.

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    so confident as in your 0-4 soccer bets today??


    Quote Originally Posted by dfberger23 View Post
    I was pretty confident in Portland, now I am REALLY confident.

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    I really hope my mavs get their shit together

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    Whether Dallas wins or loses tonight a lot of guys here will not have sex for 3 months

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    Are you the master of your domain?

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    You probably wouldn't have gotten laid anyways..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxxyfish View Post
    After my eary loss with the Miami/Phil over ,i should stop for today , one heavy loss a day should be enough,but as a Dallas Fan i think its a good chance to cover the loss, my lovely wife is really angry and said , no sex for the next 3 month when i blow this, so for me its play off game 7 LETS GO MAVS JESUS CHRIST,, JESUS FUKKIN CHRRIST Single 17 Apr 2011 - Portland Trail Blazers @ Dallas Mavericks - Spread Dallas Mavericks (-5.0) @ -110 Stake : 500.00 Estimated Returns :
    954.55
    Total Stake : 500.00
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    Thats gonna suck for your boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i made a bet like that back in 94, said no sex till may 2011

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    hehe my lovely wife cant live 3month without having sex,but i wont test that out

    DALLAS WILL WIN IT ALL LETS GO MAVS

    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    You probably wouldn't have gotten laid anyways..
    Last edited by Roxxyfish; 04-16-11 at 08:53 PM.

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    I can do 3 months standing on my head <------------------------------------------ married man

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    Gerald Wallace is a freakin sissy

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    good luck with that, Roxxy!!

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    I just fell in love with my right hand

    Quote Originally Posted by nikossf View Post
    good luck with that, Roxxy!!

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    Roxy you ave not been laid in over 4 years

    common now

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    Roxxer I will fill in for you..

    Your wife won't mind..

    Driving down autobahn as we speak

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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

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    Pulled it out at the end....nice hit!

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    your wife would be proud

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    JJ , I just saw your comment about Dirk in a other thread, so Dirk cant bring home a game and is the greatest nba loser of all time huh ?????? Dirk is a GOD, STFU bald clown

    so good night all, I ll go to bed and bang my girl now ,see ya all tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Roxy you ave not been laid in over 4 years common now

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    Bad officiating in this one from a consistency standpoint. Dirk gets mugged all game, and gets no free-throws, and then has 12 in like the last 6 minutes when the Mavs come back from 6 down.

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    Roxxer share your "wife" with SBR please...

    Do a video.... I'll give you 100 points

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    Ha, i wish i would have a rest from time to time Buddy ,but my wife is young and hot and she wants to be roxxed every day

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Roxy you ave not been laid in over 4 years common now

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    The only other loser than Dirk is Chuck. 2 great players that deserves the ring but just wont and didnt get it

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    Dallas Wins, now you can go get laid

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    nice late hit, i gotta admit there were a few spots where I thought Dallas would win but not cover.

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    Roxx you know ur not getting any still.. Now go proceed to fill ur blowup doll named "billy" with air..
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    yes buddy me too

    Quote Originally Posted by jkilla990 View Post
    nice late hit, i gotta admit there were a few spots where I thought Dallas would win but not cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Pulled it out at the end....nice hit!

    That's what she said.

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    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

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