Mcilroy prowling Vegas clubs for trophy wife.Scram kid,I'll sic the bouncer on you.
It would be fun to see Rory Mcilroy riding around Vegas on a Schwinn bike with PF flyer Keds tenners,a Greg Brady paisley shirt,bell bottoms and a beanie cap with a propeller on top trying to pick up bleach blond bimbos looking to meet sugar daddies at the Hard Rock pool.I can just here them screeching,bouncer,there is a kid in the pool area that probably just got off his paper route that looks like he wants to jump in the pool that's gawking at us and annoying us.
Rory on the top floor of The Palms club trying to pick up unsuspecting bimbos who don't know who he is who won't give him the time of day.