1. 03-25-11 12:41 PM #1
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    Attn non pros

    I have heard alot of complaints lately about how long it is taking to approve your pro status. I work behind the scenes in the "pro-acceptance" department for SBR. In order to quicken your approval , you must do at least two of the following things. If you refuse to do so, your account will take alot longer than normal to complete, as I will personally put your app at the bottom of the pile.



    1. Post pictures of GF/Wife. Since most you are probably single and sleeping on pull-out couch in your friends tool shed out back or in the front seat of your uncles Plymouth Fury, pictures of hot asian girls or some DD side boobs will do.
    2. Photoshop and post pictures of JJ gold and farm animals
    3.Spend all the remaining points you have with dax in the new lines books.
    4.Post a video at least two minutes long reviewing your bets of the day while on pogo stick with "we built this city" in the background
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  2. 03-25-11 12:42 PM #2
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  3. 03-25-11 12:45 PM #3
    stealthyburrito
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    This was refreshing, first thought it would be another hey nonpros are brokedick retards thread.

    Good stuff.
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  4. 03-25-11 12:51 PM #4
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    CCI, no offence but accept who you are: a boring poster. I am also a boring poster so again, not insulting you. With that said, here is a couple tips... when you think of something funny do not overuse it like you did with iifold. Also lurk. Do lots of that.
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  5. 03-25-11 12:54 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by biff View Post
    CCI, no offence but accept who you are: a boring poster. I am also a boring poster so again, not insulting you. With that said, here is a couple tips... when you think of something funny do not overuse it like you did with iifold. Also lurk. Do lots of that.


    stop being boring posters! Fuk some 18 year olds & post their pic, then you can be awesome like me
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  6. 03-25-11 12:59 PM #6
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    what an otter..
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  7. 03-25-11 02:02 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post



    stop being boring posters! Fuk some 18 year olds & post their pic, then you can be awesome like me
    ....OR.... steal a funny anecdote from The Profit, make it your "own" by incessantly using it in any and all scenarios, post it as your "signature", and then basically live off the fame this provides while posting videos wearing shirts in various pastel shades!!

    Awwww Yeeaahhh!!
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  8. 03-25-11 02:08 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    ....OR.... steal a funny anecdote from The Profit, make it your "own" by incessantly using it in any and all scenarios, post it as your "signature", and then basically live off the fame this provides while posting videos wearing shirts in various pastel shades!!

    Awwww Yeeaahhh!!
    the profit didn't create that phrase, its been around waaaayyyyy longer then he has.

    in fact across the stress they have it bolded in their forum header
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  9. 03-25-11 02:47 PM #9
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    JJ used to say it all the time, but being a true disciple of JJ I took the phrase & applied it in my daily life like some have done with quotes from a guy names Jesus
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  10. 03-25-11 02:51 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    This was refreshing, first thought it would be another hey nonpros are brokedick retards thread. Good stuff.

    That's a given. You don't see pro's running around making threads about bets over 10K every day
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  11. 03-25-11 02:51 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post


    stop being boring posters! Fuk some 18 year olds & post their pic, then you can be awesome like me
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  12. 03-25-11 02:57 PM #12
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    PROFIT, does a blowjob from a 24 year old while the wife runs to WalMart at 1am to get me more hot sauce so I can make a late night sammich count to be on your level..cuz that's what I did last night.
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  13. 03-25-11 03:18 PM #13
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  14. 03-28-11 01:27 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by biff View Post
    CCI, no offence but accept who you are: a boring poster. I am also a boring poster so again, not insulting you. With that said, here is a couple tips... when you think of something funny do not overuse it like you did with iifold. Also lurk. Do lots of that.
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