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    lol time to decide which comes first... gambling or the girl... lol u can always do it silently you know... with your own private stash

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    I dont get the being a Christian thing, my wife is a super Christian freak and has been for 20+ years, and she never bitches about gambling. Now she will bitch about buying to many motorcycles, guns, other toys Ive blown money on over the years. I know alot of Christians and have never had one mention a thing about gambling. I used to attend church regularly and never once heard a sermon about gambling either. JMO.

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    This is stupid.

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    How many of these bullshit threads show up on a weekly basis?....blah blah blah....who gives a rats ass. Amazing how many people say they've won tons, down payments on houses, big payout requests, etc. I call bullshit across the board.

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    Leave that *** guzzilingx whore and find yourself a respectable tramp who accepts gambling as a lifestyle.

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    Tell her gambling addiction is a disease that runs in the family and her uncle is a degenerate fuk and you do not want to have children with a woman who has bad genetics and risk that your children may turn into degenerate gambling addicts when they grow up so you are moving on.

    And than before she leaves tell her good luck in that futures bet that she has invested in with her employer that her length of employment will be over 20 years, and to never take a gamble in life and buy a house just keep paying out the ass for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    noone gives a fuk
    dude this is how you answer everyting, why not just stop posting? p o s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    How many of these bullshit threads show up on a weekly basis?....blah blah blah....who gives a rats ass. Amazing how many people say they've won tons, down payments on houses, big payout requests, etc. I call bullshit across the board.
    DS, you are wrong, there are people that do make a living at this, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    dude this is how you answer everyting, why not just stop posting? p o s
    You are a freeloading mooch who contributes nothing to the forum and you cant even afford $200 which is a night out with the wife let alone calling people out who actually contribute to the site financially. You dont even know how to deposit in a book why are you posting when everyone knows your a joke.
    Last edited by frizzelli; 03-25-11 at 08:38 PM.

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    listen to your girl...she knows her stuff and gives you sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    You are a freeloading mooch who contributes nothing to the forum and you cant even afford $200 which is a night out with the wife let alone calling people out who actually contribute to the site financially. You dont even know how to deposit in a book why are you posting when everyone knows your a joke.
    come on seriously if you think calling people stupid and never submitting your opinion contributing to the forum then you are not a very smart person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    come on seriously if you think calling people stupid and never submitting your opinion contributing to the forum then you are not a very smart person.
    I never called you stupid I called you a broke joke pay attention goof.

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    you are a douche if you are buying in to the whole 200 deposit with a new book to be sbr pro and get double points

    hell there are othere forunms out there that dont have a reward system. and on those forums you dont see stuff like what you post

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    There are a lot of fish in the sea. If she is trying to control you now if you marry her she will cut your balls off and turn you into her slave. It's not on you to quit for her, she is the one who has to accept it or lose you. Don't let her take control now, or you'll never get it back. If she leave she wasn't the one, if she learns to accept it then problem solved. It's -EV to cave to her narrow minded ultimatum or to have to lie and hide it. Good Luck

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    i was pointing out that you dont contribute and said that you were not very smart.

    the last post is confusing.

    but then again it is you and your posts are worthless

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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    i was pointing out that you dont contribute and said that you were not very smart. the last post is confusing. but then again it is you and your posts are worthless
    You do realize noone and I mean noone gives a fuk what you have to say in any thread its quite amusing, you might as well just write to yourself on an empty notepad. You probably cant even afford the pen to write with.

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    i got mine

    advice for you: when your alarm goes off, that means get up, it does not mean go eat a double cheesburger you fat fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by underthe total View Post
    i got mine advice for you: when your alarm goes off, that means get up, it does not mean go eat a double cheesburger you fat fuk
    another fail.

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    yeah that was kind of lame.
    i just hate fat people.

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    Does she ever buy Lottery tickets? Most people don't understand that the Lottery keeps 50% of all money wagered.... 50%!!!!!! That's insane!!!! The Lottery is the most crooked sportsbook of all time!!! Fortunately for the Lottery they have great marketing and plenty of idiots that are willing to play that don't understand statistics/probability. Can you imagine if a sportsbook kept 50% of all money wagered? Their lines would be something like -300 for point spreads and over/unders. Nobody would play there! Just tell her you're a Professional Sports Handicapper for chrissake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kpoutlaw View Post
    If you both want both slices of the pie, hide your gambling habits by all means! You can get away with it, trust me, and don't believe those who say you have to give up one to have the other. Trying to convince your wife that gambling is positive +EV is no different from trying to convince a Muslim that Christianity is positive EV+. It just doesn't make sense and never will to her, get my point? Rather, learn to be crafty and play the role of an upright citizen and loving husband while you engineer deceptive ways to fulfill your innermost needs to gamble. It's not like you're cheating on her, so spare yourself the moral guilt. Tell her you have given up gambling for the rest of your life, that you love her too much to cling to your "selfish, recklessly immoral" habits and that you will never, ever break your promise.

    Eventually, you will learn to be a master of deception, and even if you do get caught, tell her that it was a one-time thing and that it will never, ever happen again. I attended and graduated seminary, and I gambled all the time but never got caught. In fact, I would deliberately and emphatically deplore the evils of gambling, prostitution, and every other despicable sin out there, while enjoying all of these great, God-given joys of life myself.

    That's just the way life is. It's all one big lie and hypocrisy. You don't shy away from it, or forfeit something for another. You simply mask and color that which is deemed inappropriate or immoral by others and carry a big, genuine smile on your face.
    This is my all time favorite post on SBR, well done sir.

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    If you have been treating this as your job for many years, i dont see how it's even a decision. If she cant accept it move on. It's one thing if you change careers because it truly gets in the way of the relationship like traveling a lot or long hours, ect, but here she is just being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    are you bald sir? thanks
    sharp

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    Quote Originally Posted by capitalist pig View Post
    I dont get the being a Christian thing, my wife is a super Christian freak and has been for 20+ years, and she never bitches about gambling. Now she will bitch about buying to many motorcycles, guns, other toys Ive blown money on over the years. I know alot of Christians and have never had one mention a thing about gambling. I used to attend church regularly and never once heard a sermon about gambling either. JMO.

    later
    I know what you mean. I live in the bible belt and never heard one preacher...not even 1 person other than my wife because I lose, complain or preach against gambling. It is a non issue here so I assume it is everywhere else too.

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    dont let religion control your life lol. christians are hypocrites, how can you believe in something that has caused more bloodshed than any other thing through out the history of man? religion is a powerful tool for the enlightened to control the lesser minded. its a perfect excuse to stop asking questions and think rationally.

    As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. - Voltaire

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    Tell her to shut it or suck it

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    got 2 things for you , life flys by , and most all ice cream taste the same ..... gl

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