Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post


Are we talking condoms, or pills you make your lady take?

Because it's a scientific fact that birth control causes the hormones in the females go all haywire, disrupting their libido, making them more interested in being with a man they see more as their brother or a gay friend, than a traditional alpha male. And so if you really think you're getting your job done in the sack, ask your woman to stop taking the pills and see what happens after a couple years. If you find her less and less enthused to get down, you'll know you were never really satisfying her.
Though I tip my hat to your trolling skills, I meant in general. Intelligent people tend to use condoms while single, get on the pill when in a relationship, and when they're totally sure about it they have two or three kids. Sometimes they get on an overpopulation trip and don't reproduce at all, even if they get married.

Meanwhile Joe Square thinks he can pull out, or was "feelin' it" and produces another idiot clone to chug Bud Light and hammer the Pats on a shaded line at bodog.