I love sports and I love violence. I hate UFC. Every fight is great, for 30 seconds, then it turns into a giant male humping contest. And that's fukking gay.

They need to break it up into two divisions: one for the guys who actually want to fight, and another for the fags who want to flail around on the ground trying to set-up a submission hold because they are too big of a pussy to take a punch. It's like watching basketball before the shot clock, when all the shitty teams with no talent just held the ball because they didn't have the skills to compete.

If your fighting strategy is a submission hold, you're openly admitting you're too much of a pansy to fight. Get those sissies out of UFC or it will just be a fad. Sooner or later people are going to wake up and realize the Gracies are a bunch of douchebags. If I wanted to see that shit I could go to a gymnastics meet.