Originally posted on 01/17/2011:

Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
Paver no idea

Bronxer yes you were, you rallied late
Got invited to a party at Deuces house

I get a fukkin evite from this guy about a costume party he's having. Not sure if I will attend. Still waiting to see what the food and trim situation will be. Hopefully there will be a few loose broads there and I can break my 12 year streak of no sex (escorts not included)

Hey Deuce, I will require my own room with a television and laptop to check my bets, I would prefer it if Nancy did not make noise early in the morning as I plan on sleeping in until noon. I'm a bit of a fussy eater so please have the following items on the menu.

I'll keep it simple:

1- subs
2- pizza
3- cole cuts
4- pasta
5- hamburgers
6- ice cream
7- oriole cookies

Kopter calls me up today and says he's got a shipment of stolen condoms coming in from New Hampshire and wants to know if I want a piece of the action. Is this Hamburger for real? What the hell am I going to do with a shipment of fukkin condoms?

First of all, most of the guys I know don't get laid and if they did they wouldn't use condoms. Condoms are for sissies not gamblers. I'll tell you what gamblers do, they gamble! They weigh the odds with a broad and gamble whether they will get an STD or not. Most STD's are pretty minor and there's only a few you have to worry about. Hey Kopter, take those condoms and stand there holding your prick pal!

Results of the Secret Santa draw:

1) Deuce got Domino - no fukkin Snuggies this year pal
2) Domino got Paco
3) Paco got The Weatherman
4) The Weatherman got Jackie Charles
5) Jackie Charles for The Esquire
6) The Esquire got DavieOh.com
7) DavieOh got Reider
8) Reider got Big Daddy
9) Big Daddy got Dunkerson
10) Dunkerson got me
11) I got Deuce

The gift exchange will be at the steam room on Clinton Street, December 17th at 9pm. Be there early as we will be locked in the steam room for 40 minutes prior to exchanging gifts. That will allow the room to fill with steam which will be better for towel snaps and pecker grabs.

See you guys on the 17th!