I admit that it was me. JJgold has been frustrated at his inability to seal the deal, and is also a jealous lover, so to make sure it doesn't happen for anyone else he hired me knowing of my ninja like ability to convert women into lesbians.

I boarded the first flight to Australia, took a cab to her home donning my ninja suit simultaneously,which elicited a pinch from the ruggedly handsome driver, and lay in wait. When I saw her I was overcome by the sheer beauty of her being, it was as if Aphrodite had mated with a unicorn. I was paralyzed with rapture and stealthily put away my cole cut katanas when I recovered, slinking back into the shadows of the night.

I later phoned Rudrigo and he is flying in tomorrow. The current plan is for both of us to wear patented JJ gold goggles to alleviate her Medusa like love powers and perform an epic package on package grind to mesmerize her. Godspeed to us boys for I am afraid.