Originally posted on 01/12/2011:

Chasing is when you go 0-4 on nfl sunday and are in the hole for $4000 and your bookie fuking gets in his 2011 dodge viper 900 horsepower turbo boosted and fuking chases you down i-95 for 700 miles until you stop and he pops you in the ass with an screw driver or a fudgesicle till you pay.