1. Repeal everything Ronald Reagan did. This would solve many of our current problems, most notably illegal immigration and the debt.

2. Repeal NAFTA.

3. 20% tariff on all imports.

4. Any company that does business in the United States must have at least 51% American ownership.

5. Mandatory minimum prison sentences for any business owner who hires undocumented workers. This would eliminate the need for any further anti immigration laws or expensive fence.

6. Legalizitation of marijuana and hard drugs decriminalized and treated as a public health problem instead of a criminal one.

7. A new food stamp program, paid for solely by C gold, Bigdaddy, and Andywend. Their only method of funding it is to be dropped off at a different truck stop every night with a wig, mini-skirt, and high heels.