Originally posted on 01/01/2011:

I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car....

We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops.

Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML