Quote Originally Posted by Grandmaster B View Post
or maybe you were just born with a silver spoon in your mouth?
Wow! That's amazing! How did you know?

I was actually born a Kennedy. The patriarch of our family was a criminal bootlegger way back when. But now we discovered this unbelievably great gig. I was told growing up that I could live like a King in Washington, D.C and Hyannis Port just by pretending to give a shit about the losers - that I would just have to give speeches and sound sincere - that I wouldn't really have to associate with the filthy people but just convince them they were victims and that i would solve all their problems if they vote for me. I was told that I could even be drunk half the time, f\*\*k anything that moved, even kill a broad and I would get away with it because the media eats our family's shit up even more than the losers do.

It was tempting. But I decided to go legit and get a real job. John Kerry stepped in and took my spot.