Anybody check out that show Storage Wars? Best show on TV right now. Straight hustlers and gamblers on that bitch.

Reminds me of years ago I fell on to hard times and couldn't keep up my payments at a storage facility. I knew they were gonna auction my stuff so gave an employee $100 to let me grab a few personal items out before the auction.

He let me have 10 minutes alone so I grabbed the small valuables. Then I took a dump in a shoebox, locked it up, threw the keys to Julio and thanked him from the bottom of my cold black heart.