Originally posted on 10/18/2010:

Deuce, had a good day today.

Deuce I bet you do not even know what it means to be jellyrolled. It is a sick game where usually two Bears take a Cub and throw him on a bed or the ground and try to roll him onto his stomach with the goal of Triangular Penetration. Sometimes the Bears are just too strong for the Cub so first they spray him with bark oil to make him more slippery as a challenge. Of course the oil loosens up the Cub and there is jelly everywhere. Once the Cub has been pumped with jelly, he has been what's called jellyrolled as if you jumped and fell on his back jelly would spray everywhere like if you squished a jellyroll.

Deuce you don't get out much do you