BOYS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME FROM OTHER FORUMS KNOWS I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI FOR OVER 10 YEARS. HE HAS TORTURED ME FOR 10 YEARS NOW MY LOVELY WIFE WANTS ME TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR AND GO CUT HIS LAWN BOYS I GUESS YURI HAS A REALLY BAD BACK AND IS CONSIDERING BACK SURGERY SO HE BASICALLY IS DISABLED SO MY WIFE WAS TALKING TO YURIS WIFE AND TOLD HER THAT HER LOVELY LAZY HUSBAND MEANING ME WILL GLADLY MOW THE LAWN UNTIL YURI FEELS BETTER THIS GUY YURI IS THE SAME GUY THAT LET A NIGERIAN STEAL MY LAWNMOWER ONLY 5 YEARS AGO NOW I AM MOWING HIS LAWN I F-CKING HATE YURI HE HAS BEEN BUSTING MY BALLS FOR 10 YEARS AND HE DOES IT ON PURPOSE HE USED TO DO IT SO I WOULD SELL MY HOUSE AND HIS BROTHER IN LAW COULD MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD

TOP 5 THINGS YURI HAS DONE TO BUST MY BALLS (THIS IS THE TOP 10 THERE HAS BEEN MORE) GOOD NEIGHBOR MY ARSE

#5 IN THE WINTER I WOULD WALK MY DOG AROUND THE BLOCK I TOLD YURI THE ROCK SALT BOTHERED MY DOG ACTUALLY CRIPPLING HIM WITH PAIN HE WOULD THROW DOWN MORE

#4 IN THE FALL HE BOUGHT A LEAF BLOWER AND HE WOULD BLOW ALL THE LEAVES INTO MY YARD AND SAY JEEZ JIM THE WINDS REALLY PICKED UP LAST NIGHT DIDNT THEY HIS YARD WAS SPOTLESS AND I HAD PILES OF LEAVES

#3 I WOULD BUST MY BALLS SHOVELING A FOOT OF SNOW OFF MY FRONT WALKWAY BACK BREAKING WORK YURI WOULD COME OUT LATER THAT NIGHT WITH HIS SNOWBLOWER AND COVER MY WALKWAY AGAIN HE WOULD AIM HIS SNOWBLOWER AT MY WALKWAY ON PURPOSE

#2 YURI BOUGHT A BIRD FEEDER HE PUTS IN THE CORNER OF HIS YARD SO ALL THE WILD LIFE GOES OVER THE FENCE AND INTO MY YARD.I GOT RACOONS IN MY ATTICK BECAUSE THIS F-CKING IDIOT IS FEEDING THE BIRDS

#1 YURI HAS NEW GUTTERS PUT ON HIS HOUSE HE HAS THEM SO ALL THE WATER DRAINS INTO MY YARD.MY YARD USED TO BE BONE DRY AFTER A RAIN STORM AFTER YURI AIMED HIS DRAIN PIPES INTO MY YARD I HAD A LAKE MY WIFE USED TO JOKE WHY DONT YOU GET A POLE AND GO FISHING.I FIGURED OUT WHAT HE DID ALL HIS WATER DRAINED INTO MY YARD
BOYS THIS F-CKING GUY ALSO LET A NIGERIAN STEAL MY LAWNMOWER I WAS POSTING AT SHRINKS FORUM I TOOK A BREAK FOR LUNCH AND WHEN I CAME OUT TO FINISH THE LAWN MY MOWER WAS GONE.I SKED YURI WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAWNMOWER AND HE SAID THAT A BLACK GUY CAMR BACK AND TOOK IT YURI THOUGHT I KNEW THE GUY AND ACTUALLY HELPED HIM LIFT IT AWAY.BOYS ISNT IT IRONIC NOW I HAVE TO GO MOW YURIS LAWN TOMORROW

BOYS AFTER ALL THIS TORTURE THIS NEIGHBOR HAS CAUSED ME NOW I AM GOING OVER TO MOW HIS LAWN I CANT F-CKING BELIEVE IT MY WIFE SUCKS BUT I HAVE TO DO IT OR SHE WILL CUT OFF MY ALLOWANCE WHAT SHE SAYS I HAVE TO DO OR I WILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET A REAL JOB.

KNOWING YURI HE IS GOING TO THROW ROCKS DOWN ON HIS LAWN SO HE CAN RUIN MY LAWNMOWER