shari91 would make the perfect gambler's wife.


phone call from wife (shari) to me:


shari: hi, hon, how's it goin?

me: dumb bitch...don't you know i just lost 3 dimes on the fvkkin lakers?

shari: oh, sorry babe, didn't know. you'll get em tomorrow.

me: not if you're around i won't.

shari: you fvkkin ratbag. it's not my fault you can't cap worth a rat's ass.(lol)

me: like you can do any better?

shari: well, hello? i'm like the best female handicapper in the world...hello?

me: yea right i forgot. anyway, i'm gettin a blow job at the stip club don't bother me.

shari: i hope she's cute, cuz it's the last blow job you'll ever get in your sorry fvkkin life.

me: uh, sorry, hun. you know i love you. i'll be home soon.

shari: who you like in the dodger game tomorrow?