The real shame of it all is that with only 6 entries that they all can't go.

Can you imagine the MMA type brawl that could ensue?

Round #1:

the Prick vs IWinYourMoney

IWin comes out ducking and dancing but with years of 3 pack a day smoking he barely makes it to the center of the ring before gasping for air giving the Prick ample opportunity to lay waste to his ass with his Swamp Crusher move. KO'ed in 7 seconds of the 1st round.

Round #2:

Excel vs BatemanPatrick

The lightweight class expected to see blazing fast action between these two but to the dismay of all in attendance neither fighter would leave their corner at the bell despite repeated instructions from the ref to Get It On! After a minute of neither fighter answering the opening bell the ref disqualifies both but the action did not stop there. So pissed at what they had just witnessed the fans charged the ring and promptly proceeded to beat the living hell out of both participants.

Round #3

JunkyardDog ve ShantyStar

Junkyard looking like a real bruiser, with his snarling lip and the drool running down his chin looked to take an early lead in the match. He rushed Shanty and forced him up against the cage. Junkyard proceeded pummle Shanty and it looked as if yet again the fans in attendance would not get the fight they had hoped to see. That's when they heard it. A shrill, sound that seemed to pierce their ears. YA LA LA LA YA LA LA, so powerful, so loud and then like a pheonix rising Shanty seemed to actually rise into mid air and float over Junkyard before thrusting forward with his foot delivering a devistaing Pakistani Power Kick. Junkyard is leveled and Shanty able to simply allow the ref to count out the Dog tosses the Ref out of the ring and mounts Junkyard on the spot. What happens next would shame this reporters beyond description but suffice it to say that Shanty proved the myth about sheep farmers to be all true.