Originally posted on 10/16/2020:

Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house,


JJ was banged up, Rooster the size of a mouse,


Phile Steele magazines were hung by the Chimney with care,


In hopes the bowl game bankroll would soon be tossed in the air;




The broke dikks were nestled all snug in their beds,


While Landers rubberband play hit big in JJ's head;


Genie dumps threads to the saloon and I had to handicap,


Maction and FunBelt, Thursday Night games were coming ASAP.




When out in PT, there arose such a clatter,


I sprang from my book to see what was the matter;


Away to PT I flew like a flash,


Morino was posting fade material, time to get that cash!




The forum aflutter with useless JJ threads,


SammyNCharge was selling cars to get that bread.


When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,


There was Rudy, with a shitload of beer!




KVB's contrarian fund was so lively and quick,


I knew in a moment he faded Seaweeds pick.


More rapid than eagles Morino's parasites came,


He whistled and shouted and called them all names;