Originally posted on 01/31/2019:

Auto Donk, you may have to represent Blowjob if he's to save face at all in this forum. He'd pay you in betpoints but he's bankrupt, and he can't dole out cash because Burger King's paychecks are biweekly. What he can do though is grant you free admission to his three-hour editing clinic that he hosts once a month on a derelict picnic table adjacent to the patio at the halfway house.

In hour one he'll teach you how to edit. Hour two, he covers how to edit the edits. Then in hour three, and this is where it gets a little tricky, he goes over how one should edit the edits of the original edit. This of course is for the intermediate and expert editors who already have a keen understanding on the art of editing.

If you wish not to accept the case, I'd understand. Guy is in deeper than Lexington Steele.