Originally posted on 11/12/2018:

Cali is tough. I've only been there once. Best I got is my driver's windshield wiper stripped out during monsoon season. I was about broke and had to play cards to get home. Awesome card room in Delano. Had to sleep in my van. I met some dudes at the bar and was going to pick grapes the next day, but I can't speak Spanish so I went to the card room. Luckily I won enough to get to Laughlin. Awesome night with a hot blonde from Merced though.