Originally posted on 10/19/2018:

Got a wedding on Saturday and my chubby wife promised a bl@w job if I don't get too drunk, so probably make a bunch of college football bets and watch games on my phone as I sip lite beers. Gamble heavy on NFL early Sunday morning then watch games then out for steak and lobster with a group of wife's friends @ 6:00 home around 10m and hope she's up for some anal after making me hang out with her friends for 3+ hrs.