Now, now, now. Semma down, peoplez.

I'd just like to let you all know that I am the Chief Recruiter and Purchaser of wild and exotic animals for the San Diego Zoo.

This month I added a 32-foot giraffe and 3-legged rhino to our collection. The woman you see in this video was purchased 6 months ago. We put her with our chimpanzee collection. Unfortunately, she has dropped to a new low. She has emulated the others and not only talks shit out of her mouth but also squats and shits into one hand and then throws her feces with the other hand. She is like a human catapult shit machine. All that being said, she is quite content. Who would've thought?