Originally posted on 03/17/2018:

Just got back from confessional and asked the priest is LeBron James on PED's. He said "who", I said LeBron James. He said, "I dont know who that is". I sighed and said father you know all things, Is LeBron James on PED's father? He went silent for a moment and I could hear papers rustling as if he was turning the pages of a tablet or a notebook. After about 5 minutes of patiently waiting he answered and said no, LeBron James is not a pedo.