Originally posted on 01/04/2018:

Donk, with that big ol' Oil Rig-sized Tool of yours, and your smokin' hot eager-beaver swinger wife, and your advanced poker table skills, and your elite fighting technique, and your proclivity to hit high-stakes slot machines, and your kick-ass lawyer practice, and your primo S. Texas hunting grounds (and skills)......why do you hang out here with all us degenerate losers trying to jam your politics and nihilistic world view down our throats?

Where is the love?