Originally posted on 09/10/2017:
KVB, put the desk under the bathroom doorway and assume the earthquake drill position that they taught you in school.
Don't stop, drop and roll. That will not work in this situation. That's for another day.
Why the bathroom door you ask? Well, because when the big one hits you're probably going to shit your pants. The bathroom door gives you better access to the shitter.
Stay safe my friend.