Originally posted on 01/10/2017:

Ladies and Gentlemen, as a part of Blowjob's ongoing eulogy, I'd like to offer this up as a bit of a closing statement... and a reminder to never become Blowjob, as life could very well become a permanent, living hell.

How Blowjob envisioned the outcome of this thread when he started it:





And what actually became of this thread: