Originally posted on 11/26/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
Must be fukkin nice to be that good.

Must be FUKKIN NICE.
Stevay... it really is.

When one has reached the rarified heights of pwning a SBR poker leaderboard, the Universe intuitively senses the accomplishment and good karmic synchronicities will harmoniously start flowing one's way; i.e., uber drivers show up quicker, Netflix & Brazzers stream faster and strippers' blowies mysteriously begin to last longer.

Amazing things start to routinely occur, effortlessly. One starts to get the ethereal sense you're living the earthly equivalent of having Mary Magdalene bent over in heaven and pile driving her holy arsehole.

You should aspire to such nirvanic heights, steve. Then again, you first need to learn that a flush doesn't beat 4 of a kind.