Originally posted on 11/09/2016:
I go above and beyond to support my local single mothers biter. I happened to spend last night watching election coverage with a couple of my favorite ethnic strippers, just in case the oompa loompa won and they faced deportation. Glad I did. My boy Tiny, the bouncer, just forwarded this security footage of poor Conchita's reaction to CNN calling Florida for Trump... She'll be missed
I've been looking at celebrity nip slips for 6 hours so far today and haven't gotten laid in 15 weeks. I'm a lot like DDD's!