Originally posted on 05/30/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
Opie, excuse me. You're closing in on AARP status and I witnessed you throw down a tomahawk jam while taking off from the free-throw line.

Are you now suggesting your heroic performance wasn't done without the help of some medical aid?
I see your point, bruh. While it is true I threw that rock down like a motherfukker on a full regulation rim...the big difference here is that I can't do that type of extremely athletic move day after day now. I had to ice my knees for an hour that night due to the sheer force of jumping from the free throw line to a height of well over the 10' minimum for a regulation goal.

1000% TRUE STORY.