Originally posted on 03/15/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
Automan how did you become a lawyer?

I would love to hear this one


I say your a fukkin bail bondsman in reality
moved to austin out of high school, became a de facto pimp, used my harem to set up honeypots on numerous powerful old men in state gov't and at the univ of texas, including the then-dean of the law school there in austin, took compromising photographs, extorted my way into enough money to buy a big house off enfield road in "old west austin." Extortion for plain ol cash got old, so I used it to get into the law business, as well....