Originally posted on 03/01/2016:

I don't know that it's necessarily wise to be mentioning some of terms you used in that post around Seeweed.....

Specifically, there's a strong likelihood that he won't be able to keep his hands off of you if you use terms like "bottom" and "dad" around him.....

If he shows up and you can smell the odor of baby-oil scented vaseline wafting from his nether regions (indicating he's "pre-lubed" his manhole), run like hell!!!