Originally posted on 02/01/2016:

The AIR FED (Federal Reserve System for Air dollars) is alarmed about the inflation rate of air money recently. In a press release, they say "a broke dikk a few months ago claimed placing hundreds of air dollars, then thousands, now $25k air dollars bet. At this rate he will be in the million air dollars level in a few weeks, leading to the same quantitative uneasing policy we adopted when lakerboy reached such levels two years ago".