Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=25211509'>posted</a> on 01/26/2016:

Salutations and happy new year to you all.

My name is Pen Guin and I've been a degenerate gambler for over 15 years. Thankfully the last 5 of those years have been somewhat profitable for me, and that's why I'm going to kick Angelito's gay ass by playing Columbus Blue Jackets at -123.


It's great to be here, after months of this guy "jjgold" nagging me to post a brief introduction, (no clue how he got my email) I eventually succumbed. It was literal spam from hundreds of different email addresses (I blocked about 30 email addresses and he kept going) and all jjgold's emails contained a picture of his friend Nick who happened to be just 2.5 inch small. Heilbrigši!